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[13 Jan 2005|08:19pm] |
Alright, as some of you may be aware, i collect pictures. i have a few. maybe five or six... hundred. anyway, here's a few recent additions to the ever-growing collection that is my picture file.
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that last one is my favorite
and i just found one very recently that is perhaps the best picture i have ever seen.
so, behold, the BEST PICTURE EVER: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v332/ThomasEdison/Amazing.gif
*note: i put that as a link so you can't see it ahead of time. don't worry though, it is fucking amazing.
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[07 Jan 2005|07:46am] |
Historians debate feverishly over who is the best president in American history. however, there is little disagreement over who is the worst. his name is Warren G. Harding, and he sucked.
the reasons why he sucked are many and, to be truthful, have been widely catalogued in the annals of presidential history. so, with your indulgence, i'd like to focus instead on the intensity of his sucking.
Warren G. Harding was a worthless piece of shit. fuck him. his presidency was a taint, not just in the sense of a "stain on the office," but literally a taint - the anatomical area between the anus and the testicles.
I hate Warren G. Harding.
/america, the book
//by jon stewart
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[23 Dec 2004|09:06pm] |
Alright, bored, once again. one difference though. kristen's here! until 10! hozallah. now, in my boredom i somehow ran accross these two files:
http://65.24.81.11/sounds/commercials/aol_parody.mp3
http://65.24.81.11/sounds/commercials/ebon_airline.mp3
they are sound files. listen to them both. they are funny. you will be doing yourself a favor. especially if you hate aol and think black man speak is funny. *this is pretty much to you, dina*
Now, i'd also like to say that "equilibrium" is one of the most amazing movies i've ever seen. it's more badass than boondock saints, though not funnier. boondock saints still wins. but it IS more badass.
GIF's from said movie:
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Since i have a little more time on my hands, i'll put a few more pictures. they'are all people, characters in movies, who FUCKING RULE. every single one of them. except the guy with Samuel L. Jackson. he does not rule, but he's in the picture. what an ass. i hate that guy. anyway:
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respectively: Ash, Grammaton Cleric John Preston, Agent Sands, Tyler Durden, and Jules, not vince.
please add your own in the comments section. i know there's more, i just don't want to find pictures. like the Il Duce.
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[15 Dec 2004|04:44pm] |
FOX is turning a grown adopted child's search for her father into a reality/game show called "Who's Your Daddy."
On the Jan. 3, 90-minute special, the woman will face eight men — one is her father, and the fakes' goal is to trick her into thinking they are.
If, after three elimination rounds, she picks out her real father, she wins $100,000. If she picks the wrong one, the fake daddy gets the big-bucks prize. — Post TV Staff
alright now, all of that was copy/pasted from a real article. does anyone else think that's sick? everyone on fark sure does. i mean, christ are they out of ideas? and what kind of idiot wants to do this?
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[02 Dec 2004|05:04pm] |
So, a while ago i discovered an interesting way to kill yourself. If you're ever suicidal, i implore you to give this plan a whack. That'd be so damn awesome. now, i have this posted somewhere else in here, but it was long ago, and i'm sure that regina and jennifer haven't read it. (and i'm assuming regina and jennifer are the only people who read my livejournal... besides dina)
Ok, then let's say you're jumping from 12 stories (make sure it's a busy street with plently of passers-by)
1. Tie a thick cable to around your ankles that is about 11 stories long.
2. Tie a thin wire around your neck that is about 10 stories long.
3. Superglue your hands to your head.
4. Jump.
The thin wire will catch at about 10 stories, hopefully decapitating your head, which should stay in your hands from the superglue. The thick cable (if tied right) will allow your body to dangle in front of the passers-by...with a head held in the hands.
now wouldn't that be AWESOME AS HELL? the only flaw is that you won't get to see the horrified faces and screams of the children... being dead and such. you could always kill someone like that, but that's terrible... plus you'd need a lot of time, and time is short when you're murdering someone. i'd know.
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[23 Nov 2004|12:05am] |
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I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
Fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face.
Do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk... ice cream. Ice cream, people, children's ice cream.
A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.
Have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water?
exactly.
/Mein Führer! I can WALK!
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[09 Nov 2004|11:32pm] |
so i update my xanga nowadays because no one reads this. the only people who comment are dina and regina, which is sad, so i switched to xanga.
my xanga can be found here: http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=Thomas_Edison
check it out! it's cool! i use it only for pissing people off and posting random pictures(so far, anyway). xanga's also better with posting pictures, so you know, yay.
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[29 Oct 2004|12:51am] |
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Alright, i snuck onto dina's desktop and replaced her fight club backround with this:
Let's see if she notices.
/Ohh I long for dublin where the ladies are pretty.
And the drunks all float in a river by the city.
//off topic
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[19 Oct 2004|05:03pm] |
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henceforth, I vow to use "tiddly-om-pom-pom" every day in regular conversation.
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[18 Oct 2004|04:02pm] |
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also, i have a new icon. i find it quite interesting.
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[17 Oct 2004|09:28pm] |
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[14 Oct 2004|11:03pm] |
the sexiness just radiates off it. can't you feel it? yes you can. don't deny it. it's there.
speaking of me being sexy, life couldn't be better right now! not only do about 5 people come over and hang out every day, but i FINALLY DITCHED DAVE! most of you probably don't know this, but david pissed me off more than people i actually hated. hah, with a friend like him, who needs enemies? i say, good luck whatever group inherits that jackass.
yes, that is a picture of my mom lighting my cigar. my mom rules. ironically, she not only forced me to light the cigar, but she got mad because we wouldn't bring them outside.
and yes, i smoke cigars at least once or twice a week now. why you ask? because i'm a man. unlike all you wussfags who smoke cigarettes. fuck that shit, it's just dirty air. i also use off brand tobasco sauce on just about everything i eat. men do that. i also get drunk as much as possible. men also don't cry and enjoy western films. woo, i'm all that.
man checklist
-cigars, not wiener cigarettes: when jeff buys me them for me
-boozing it up like a man: as much as possible
-tobasco: on everything
-not crying, ever: not since i was like 8
-eats jerky: and lots of it
-enjoy western and war films: since i was like 8
-can fight: no, but am currently working on that one as well. CHESTER RUMBLE TIME, BIATCH. right philly? he says yes.
-is a narcissist: this whole post is narcissistic
-is an asshole: always
-does what you want: you bet your ass i do what i want. fortunately, i don't want to steal or do drugs, so i'm fine
-isn't a gangsta: hah, you bet i'm not
-makes fun of anyone for anything: ask george and sundeep, aka: crazy indiaman/terrorist/racist/sexist/native american/malasian.
/also doesn't give a damn what you think about me unless you belong to a select group of... about five people. of that group, dina will be the only one who reads this. the group is small. it includes close family and 3 close friends. two are men and one isn't.
//also, if you can think of any other manly things i missed, please tell me. that can't be it. i've actually been sitting here for about 10 minutes trying to think of others. it's hard. and nothing obvious like "doesn't carry a purse" or "doesn't use makeup".
///it's been a long day
////long hard and full of seamen
/////nothing, not even a titter
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surveys are a nice time killer while waiting for COTTONEYED JOE to finish...
a p p e a r a n c e
HEIGHT: what am i at, 6'1?
HAIR COLOR: darkish brown
SKIN COLOR: pale and sickly
EYE COLOR: green with a brown core.
PIERCINGS: hell no.
TATTOOS: never.
r i g h t n o w
WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING?: black corterouy.
WHAT SONG ARE YOU LISTENING TO?: dina flipping channels
WHAT TASTE IS IN YOUR MOUTH?: cherry...
HOW ARE YOU?: funtastic
d o y o u
GET MOTION SICKNESS?: nope.
HAVE A BAD HABIT?: biting my fingernails off.
GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: always.
LIKE TO DRIVE?: nope.
f a v o r i t e s
TV SHOWS: Trigger Happy
CONDITIONER: fucked if i use conditioner.
BOOK: any one of the dark tower series
MAGAZINE: i don't know who magda is, and i don't know why everyone cares what she's seen. (line from dark tower) (go roland)
NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINK: lemonade
THING TO DO ON THE WEEKEND: phillips ass
BAND OR GROUP or SINGER or RAPPER: i'm going to have to steal dina's and say modest mouse and the clash.
h a v e y o u
BROKEN THE LAW: it's impossible not to these days, what with some of the stupid assed laws they have now.
RAN AWAY FROM HOME: hah, that'd only make my mom happier.
SNUCK OUT OF THE HOUSE: no, i've never had to
EVER GONE SKINNY DIPPING: think of the children
MADE A PRANK PHONE CALL: once or twice
EVER TIPPED OVER A PORTA POTTY: "oh god, it's everywhere! it's in my racoon wounds!"
USED YOUR PARENTS' CREDIT CARD BEFORE: probably, but not without her consent
SKIPPED SCHOOL BEFORE: yes, but with my parents consent
FELL ASLEEP IN THE SHOWER/BATH: couple times
BEEN IN A SCHOOL PLAY: I WAS SONNY!
LET A FRIEND CRY ON YOUR SHOULDER: hah, no
l o v e l i f e
SEXUALITY: i... am a MAN!
CHILDREN: for dinner
CURRENT CRUSH: Phillip =)
BEEN IN LOVE?: i keep this inside. that's why i put phillip on the last one
HAD A HARD TIME GETTING OVER SOMEONE: never had to
BEEN HURT?: mentally, by my parents. the manipulative bastards
YOUR GREATEST REGRET: i regret little. i just figure "if anything was different, things wouldn't be how they are now" even if it was horrible. i like what i have right now. i don't want a time machine.
GONE OUT WITH A SOMEONE YOU ONLY KNEW FOR THREE DAYS: i couldn't if i wanted to
LAST PERSON WHO...
+__ Slept in your bed: me... what?
+__ Saw you cry: dina... in her car
+__ Made you cry: lemonade
+__ Spent the night at your house: Phillip.
+__ You shared a drink with: er... i don't know...
+__ You went to the movies with: Kristen, about 2 weeks ago... to see napoleon
+__ You went to the mall with: Dina, Kristen and Phillip.
+__ Yelled at you: father maybe... years ago
+__ Told you they loved you: my mommy.
HAVE YOU EVER...
+__ Gotten in a fight with your pet: i wrestle bear all the time
+__ Been to New York: no, thankfully
+__ Had an imaginary friend: no, i'm sane
Current
+__ Siblings: Dina, Sarah, and Katie.
+__ Location: the bottom of a spiral
+__ College plans: somewhere... undecided as of yet
+__ Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Kristen.........
EXTRA STUFF
+__ Do you do drugs: nope. haven't even used tylenol in about 2 months.
+__ Do you drink: socially... unless i'm very, very bored.
+__ What kind of shampoo and conditioner do you use: i have no idea
+__ What are you most scared of: http://www.xs4all.nl/~mke/exitmundi.htm
+__ Who is the last person who called you: Kristen... and jeff's mom
+__ Favorite number: you people and your silly numbers
+__ What type of automobile do you drive: a convertible lebaron that doesn't convert
+__ Are you timely or always late: i am extraordinarily timely
+__ Do you have a job: no, and it rules TONS
+__ Do you like being around people: depends... on what i'm doing
+__ Best feeling in the world: ...mmh hmmmm
+__ Are you a health freak: to some degree
IN THE LAST 48 HOURS, HAVE YOU...
+__ Cried: no
+__ Bought something: blow gun
+__ Said "I Love You": no
+__ Met someone new: i started up a conversation with some random at school on friday.
+__ Talked to someone: yes... just a second ago actually
+__ Missed someone: yes.
+__ Hugged someone: yes.
+__ Fought with your parents: yes, my mom bit me
+__ Dreamt about someone you can't be with: wish i could remember my dreams
+__ Had a lot of sleep: pssh. i'm averaging 6 hours a night... even on weekends
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dina is out? definitely not
dina is now in post production
dina is the fourth collaboration between beltrami and director ole bornedal
dina is a small
dina is well now that she's in heaven
dina is modeling velvet gauntlets that match her pantaloons with a chiffon scarf attached
dina is also very opinionated
dina is absolutely ruthless and unforgiving
dina is played by a wondrously talented actor named grady west
dina is the second oldest palmisano sibling
dina is currently recovering from a knee operation and was seen recently at the russian national championships although she has not regained competitive
dina is a black sable female out of our otch nora vom leerburg ud td ad ofa good x siggo von der niddereiche schh 3 ofa good
dina is a small lovely
dina is nothing like alice
dina is a founder director of skyros holidays
dina is based on dinas bok
dina is considered on of the most violent cyclones to hit reunion since 1994
dina is located near 19
dina is difficult to describe
dina is still in early
dina is one of the most gifted egyptian dancers
dina is a network connecting scientists and research activities at universities
dina is the 29
dina is an out lesbian with a style unique in the conservative town where she has arrived
dina is a lecturer at ahfad university for women in sudan and was the administrative manager of ahfad reproductive health center in omdurman
dina is a german
dina is also doing a movie
dina is cool
dina is a person
dina is also trained in fresh and silk flower arrangements
dina is an unconventional and utterly modern female character
dina is originally from palestine
dina is abnormal
dina is pursued by paul carter
dina is out
dina is one of hundreds of palestinian women who have been deprived of their right of residency in jerusalem since the oslo accord
dina is a modern woman with a yearning to fully explore her greek heritage
dina is referred to as "dina bas leah
dina is not involved in any technical side of the work
dina is a member of the american bar association
dina is to offer many different and exciting pieces of jewelry at the best possible prices
dina is at last married to judah gutman
dina is an international journalist
dina is a tremendous role model for the entire squad and a tremendous leader
dina is a registered trademark of mirasys communications
dina is sought out for advice on building and scenery construction
dina is victimized by shechem
dina is commencing a tender offer and consent solicitation relating to all of the $206
dina is getting human
dina is an organization dedicated to providing high
dina is a linguist
dina is a network connecting universities
dina is a real estate agent that is known in the community of dickson for their dedicated client service
dina is to extend the measurements of the precipitating ions to the higher energy range 20
dina is responsible for the supervision
dina is the daughter of the michelle and artie rizzo ? a communication major
dina is concerned
dina is the daughter of a wise woman
dina is originally from switzerland
dina is deeply influenced by buddhist philosophy and meditation
dina is back again this year looking precious as ever
dina is a blk/red drivey female with tons of ball drive
dina is a great friend
dina is an advisory member to the global fund for women
dina is that rare person
dina is also the creator of the world famous superfood nature's first food
dina is a designs for health associate nutritionist
dina is currently putting the finishing touches on her third novel
dina is a treasure from god; my spiritually
dina is an accomplished speaker at the regional and national level on the topics of association management
/dina is sitting at the kitchen table
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so, a lot's new on this end, as opposed to some other people. i went with kristen to the mall today, and purchased a blow gun at enchanted gifts. hehehe... hehe heee *sets up fort* *waits for dina to return from school*
and while i'm waiting i'll put forth mine and jeff's and kristen's plans to make some movies. we have many ideas. the one we are doing first is a softcore porn. dina got nominated to be the star, and there's not much she can do about it. she get's to pick her co-star. jeff hopes it's him. maybe not.
i'm sad now.
/has a belt finally
//knows you care
///who am i talking to?
////dina?
/////probably
//////only dina may comment! or regina if she ever actually reads this and cares to.
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[01 Oct 2004|09:58pm] |
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fasting...... COMMENCE
/boredom continue...
//i don't want, anybody else. when i think about you i touch myself.
///we shall all eat pancakes forthwith
////now you're a man, a man man man. now you're a man, a manney manney man. a man man man. you are now a man, you're a maaaaaaaan. you're a maaaaawn
/////greatest. song. ever.
//////more content in backslashes than otherwise. sad.
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[28 Sep 2004|01:44pm] |
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China is just a prototype for when John Flip Kerry steals the election and begins murderng babies again like he did in cambodia last christmas.
/A vote for Kerry is a vote for believing that concentration camps were a great idea
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| oh DEAR GOD I DON'T KNOW, maybe i'm suicidal! that sucks... suicidals suck... NO GOD DAMNIT |
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i'm bored. stupid dina. leaving me for JEFF. i'm drunk, god damnit. i need someone to ramble on to. i talk fast when drunk. strangley, i also type real fast. ask regina, who i'm currently aiming it up with. would you like to read it? well, if i could see straight, i'd let you. but sadly, no. i wish SOMEONE ELSE WOULD BOOZE IT UP WITH ME. bastards. stupid reynoldo left and philly cheesesteak went home. what a jerk, the both of them.
i can't see straight, and i've been typing this in between dancing and singing for about 12 minutes now. maybe more. probably more. i can't type anymore. my 5th alcoholic beverage just hit. i have double vision almost. not quite. maybe 1/4 vision. intrigued? i bet. i am too. i tell you, i'm going to read this in the morning and be like "the hell did i do" and then commit suicide. because i'm an attention whore, so i cut myself and pretend to be suicidal like FOUR OTHER PEOPLE that we will let go unnamed for the time being. losers. why cut yourself? that shit has to hurt. if you do, i tell you, your tougher than me. but not stronger. i can still beat the hell out of you all, i'm sure. but tougher, yes. i could never take a blade, but it to my skin, and *CUT*. fuck that shit all sorts of to the left. I'm drunker than i've been since i had whiskey. i was going to put my aim conversation with regina. it's interesting i'm sure. maybe i will tomorrow, when i can see. fucking sight. ok, where was i? fuck if i know. i realize now, that i have no idea what i've written. i also can't read it. hmm, a paradox. i can't focus on it. i can focus on what i'm currently writing, but that's only because i'm already thinking about it. THE HELL. this needs to end. but how? TECHNO FUCKING RULES. *dances* *really dances, because is not shy thanks to the drink* *HUMP HUMP HUMP*
i wonder if i'm going to be pissed off at this tomorrow? did i offend anyone? i hope so. hah, god that'd rule. CONTROVERSY! i love it. it's why we live. i'm sad now... wait, my song started back up. now i'm not sad! yay techno! HALLOWEEN! woo! i grab the guy in my dream, you see me struggle so you wake me up! we both come out, we whack the fucker and we got him! man this song rules.
ok, i'm bored now... time for something else. maybe less typing. MORE WORKING IT? nope, that wouldn't work. sarahs right there. what a jerk. where's dina? i need someone to be drunk at. SHUT THE DOOR AND PISS OFF!
maybe someday i'll be get to please thousands of suburban teeny boppers all over the world! fuck it all.
/wasn't a direct quote at all
//if i could see, i'd imbd.com it
///but i can't
////there aint no mountian high enough, aint no valley low enough, aint no river wide enough... to keep me from gettin' to you baby.
WHAT THE HELL. i don't know how to post this. the layouts different and i can't read right now... this is a terrible problem... BUT I WILL PERSERVERE!
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